We promise your order will arrive. Eventually. We'll give you a tracking number so you can also stress out watching it slowly travel the world.

If within 30 days you realize you've made a terrible choice, we'll refund your money. Don't worry, this happens to normal people. (Ridiculous terms and conditions apply).

Your data is safer than your aunt's secret. We use encrypted gateways for payment. The only risk here is how bad you'll look when people see you wearing this clothing.